
Here's the good part first-
The Nile is gorgeous- big wide flat waters (what i imagine the Mississippi looks like?) Very calm in some places...lush bright green foliage on either side with lots of Palm trees... rolling desert and dunes in the back ground.
The felucca is basically a wide flat sailboat- so essentailly we were camping for 3 days...no washing except for my trusty packet of wet wipes put to work in the important areas (others risked the very prevalent schistosomiasis for a swim)... there were 6 of us on the boat plus Captain (Aiup [sp?]) and 2 crew (a teen- who checked the arrangement and status of his buzzcut frequently in a little pocket mirror, and a wrinkly old man with a turban who weighed about 99 lbs. with jalaba soaking wet)
Smooth winds and lots of sailing- even at night when the moon was only a half pie and made it look the sun had just been turned down by a dimmer-
Ate, slept, had sings alongs, read books, etc all on wide flat surface covered with mattresses and one big sheet and under sun shade/canopy. (Dusty pillows)
This was our introduction to Aiup -Picture sleezy skinny 22 year old Afican guy who could pass as a pimp with crazy Afro hair, bad teeth, dirty jeans and dirtier white T-shirt...
Aiup: (close talker) Hi I'm your captain Aiup, and this is my girlfriend Stacia
Stacia: (in American accent) Hi. Stacia. How are you?
Molly and Shawn: (returned greetings and handshakes)
Shawn to Stacia: Where are you from?
Stacia: California. L.A.
Shawn: Cool. I went to music school there. How long have you been in Egpyt?
Stacia: 2 days
Shawn & Molly: Exchange looks??? Girlfriend? Two days?
And the adventure begins. Let it be know that we arranged this trip through our Aswan hotel which was GREAT. And we only paid $20 for the whole thing- 3 days 2 nights all food on the boat. That said...
TOP THINGS I would change about the trip or suggest to Aiup for next time...
1. Buy more blankets
Note: On night two I was woken up by him in the middle of the night (after he and Stacia returned from who knows where) as he tried to snag my blanket and rationalize that Shawn and I should share one. The night before he and Stacia each got one and didn't share (and who knows what they were doing under there) Resolution- he snagged the tiny crappy blanket off of Australian David and gave it to me, took the good blanket for himself and threw David Stacia's sleeping bag still all balled up in the sac.
1B. Shake out/wash the sheet on the "living area" once a day to free it of sand and food before sleeping...and think about washing the blankets/pillowcases you DO have!
2. (building on number 1) Don't suck face with your "girlfriend" right in front of everyone on a small boat (especially when your inexperienced crew is about to run into the bridge and snap off the top 7 feet of the mast, resulting in no sailing but aimless floating for the next 2 hours until we can stop and get someone to help us fix it...including the male passengers!)
3. Remove the dirty nails sticking up out of the disembarking plank (where the steps once were so you wouldn't just SLIDE down it off the boat).
4. Buy a cooler for beers and cokes (so when the other feluccas pull up next to you at the beach and hand out beers from the cooler all around- your passangers don't start drooling with envy. And then when you notice this and ask us if we would like some beers with supper- make sure you follow through (even when it comes up SEVERAL times through out the next day- and you counted how many we each wanted SO WELL!) And yes- I realize a good faith effort was made to BUY them off the other boats- but they should have been free since all the other captains got to come hide in our little cabin in the front of the boat and smoke pot with you while their passangers were off walking.
5. (building on 5) Don't smoke HUGE DOOBIES while one the job - or at least keep it to once a day.
6. Let your passengers know when you are about to sail (we had just pushed off and had to go back on 2 occasions.... part of the problem was...(see 7)
7. Let you passengers know the plan/itinerary (how long at each little stop- so people can know when to go to the bathroom instead of mass scurrying at the last minute!) And when asked how far is it? Don't answer, "Not far." Then two hours later. Or Where are we headed?, "This way."
8. And last but not least- Sail your passengers all the way to the temple Ko Mumbo (sp?) where they are expecting to disembark versus stopping in some random place (Where are the other feluccas?) so you can go off with your girlfriend. And if you must- perhaps not a wide flat muddy plain with no shrubbery- so in the morning no one has anywhere to go to the bathroom (no shrubs or cover and groups of People on 3 sides)
Aiup ended up paying for a mini tuk-tuk taxi to take 4 of the passengers 5 minutes away to a toilet and back again, and then paid for us to ride in the back of a pick-up to the temple where we were supposed to get left off.
Important to note- the above many have come across as sounding angry- but is all in good fun and with a laugh!!!? We had quite a funny adventure joking as it was happenning- the other travelers on the boat were great and we had lots of fun (especially when Aiup was gone!)
Many wishes to Stacia that she doesn't arrive home with any diseases (and I am not referring to schistosomiasis) Random note: she did seem a little smart at times, but at one point tried to justify the sand in the rice by it's assumed mineral nutritional value and fiber content. I told her I would rather stick to fruit, but no offense to her wanting to keep an open mind (ON just about EVERYTHING!!!! Including Aiup!!).